FACT: It is physically impossible for asexuals to enter England.
If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
WHAT. BUT. THEN. WHERE WAS I WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS IN LONDON LAST YEAR? Some kind of parallel universe? Or what? Because...
WHOOPS sucks 4 u luke
BUT…BUT… WHY?!
If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.
THEY LIED TO ME??? THIS IS KENTUCKY?!
SHIT. Now how am I supposed...enact my master plan?
IT’S TRUE I AM CLINGING ON BY MY FINGERTIPS
I’m gray-a so I only have the urge to move out of England Preferably over to Scotland or Ireland
but I’m pretty sure a good deal of kentuckians don’t even know what asexual is
It’s true. It’s how I’ve managed to stay here so long.
GOOD THING I’M IN SCOTLAND EH
It’s okay. Befriend me, and my gravitational force will keep you here.
this is… bad news for my travel plans.