FACT: Asexual people (including demis and grey-as) who have a penis will actually ejaculate vanilla-flavoured cake topping. Those who have vaginas can use their genitals like an easy-bake oven and produce a variety of delicious miniature cakes.

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

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  1. shadytrace reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    This explains why people like the taste of my cum more than most guys’ Now I kind of want to give out cups of my cake...
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    Both of you are free to the cakes from mine. Unless I was said asexual friend and I have totally forgotten.
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    One day I will live in a world where I can say that, and not have said asexual friend laugh in my face
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    My friend just turned to her asexual friend and said “I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I will totally consume the...
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    I lol’d so hard.
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