First gyno visit:
Doctor: …and have you started sexual activity yet?
Me: Hah! No. And I’m not likely to any time soon.
Doctor: Oh. Why not? Is there-
Me: Oh no, there’s no- it’s nothing, it’s just- I might eventually meet someone I wouldn’t mind doing it for, of course, but otherwise, why bother? I’m asexual, and my libido so far is nonexistent, so it’s not like I-
Doctor: Miss, did you- Asexual, you say?
Me: …yes?
Doctor: Listen… Despite certain urban myths, asexuality doesn’t actually- I mean, if there’s a problem with your libido we can try to find- *stops speaking*
Me: *incredulous stare*
Doctor: …
Me: …
Doctor: …
Me: Well then, as an imaginary patient, I assume I won’t have to pay for this consult?
OH SNAP!
@1 year ago with 219 notes
